A sure-fire method in just seven easy steps!
Step One: Start washing the dishes.
Step Two: Break plate into shards.
Step Three: Impale right hand with shards of broken plate.
Step Four: Go to Emergency Room.
Step Five: Wait 45 minutes.
Step Six: Get four stitches.
Step Seven: Moan lots.
And voila, you don’t have to do dishes for 7-10 days. Works every time! (I tried it yesterday).
Maybe I should take out an insurance policy on my hands. Making art is my livelihood after all!